Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.
|Anonymous said: ben winston,matty healy, harry styles|
ben - he has shown himself to be a piece of shit plagiarizing director but i thought he was still a good human and then those world cup tweets happened and then i wanted to punch in his v for vendetta face. oh and the michael mcintyre chat show sucks ass.
matty - some of the comments he makes about girls pisse me off. he speaks about his fans like they are another species like “i had to learn to speak to 15 year old girls” and “how do I speak to a teenager” …… like please I am a human not a fucking velociraptor, just talk to me.
harry - I sound like such a fucking idiot but i am shoved so far up that kid’s asshole i am typing this from inside his colon. I do not have a bad thought about that brussel sprout of a man other than his limp nude was weak and what happened in the brits toilets???
the new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it
"what’s the most difficult thing about playing a gay character"
what are they expecting the actor to say?????? i’T S SO HARd it hurts my bIG HETerOSEXUal EGO i have to think about sTRAIGHT thoughts for days after just to get the gaY OUT of mY little HETERO head